To take over the world and no, not for my Ex


I love getting messages from readers and Mind Controllers (MC) just starting out. Today I received an essay on one of my old prompts to get a free copy of my book The Tao of Relationship Maintenance for Mind Controllers. Using the prompt of "Doomstruction" for an essay promotion has proven to be one of the most entertaining and whimsical entries for me to read. I'd like to share the entry that I received here with you. If you want to try your luck at winning a free copy of The Tao of Relationship Maintenance for Mind Controllers check out my posting on reviewing this book.

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To take over the world and no, not for my Ex

“Another one of my plans to take over the world failed, again,” I wrote. A loud disturbing knocking on the door stops me in the tracks and gets me back on earth, away from the paths my genius brain was just walking on. The door opens and my sidekick comes in: ”Master I got some...”. “What the fuck are you fucking kidding me ?! The sign on the motherfucking door says please knock before you come in,”I yelled at him,”I'm busy writing an essay don't you see?” The first anxious expression on his face slowly began to move for one of genuine surprise. “ You, you are doing what ?”,he stuttered. “ I am writing an essay Robert , you idiot”, I said. Robert really gave his best to not start laughing, which he only managed somewhat halfheartedly. I. Was. Not. Amused. “You know every single plan of mine to take over the world failed, till now,” I started to explain myself. “So you re gonna write an essay that bad, that they submit to you or else they have to read it?” he laughed out loud. I tried to keep my calm and it worked, at least a bit. “No, but I found this website taoofthecrown and you can win the book `The Tao of Relationship Maintenance for Mind Controllers` when you submit an essay. “Why don't you simply buy the book?,” he asked looking over my shoulder. “You know we had here and there some expenses,” I started mumbling into my beard,”taking over the world isn't cheap,We gotta buy groceries and my damn ex is still getting child support.” “Some less groceries would probably be good in your case”,Robert breathed. “What did you say?”, I asked. “Yeah,yeah you're right,” he hurried to say. “But what you're writing in your essay anyways?,” he asked,” Let me help you, in school I always got straight A's for mine ” “It's it's not finished,” I stuttered. “I see that for sure,” he emphasized. I thought about it for a moment, I really wanted to make this essay win the book cause I can't buy it or else I had to go on diet for like a week and if Robert is as good as he says... “okay you're in,” I grunted. “Great, I'm sure when we are finished this will be the best essay we could possibly write,”he exclaimed enthusiastically, “so what's the topic of the essay?” “How I am gonna use the book to take over the world,” I said. “That's a good question cause I'm asking myself the same, I mean the book title is The Tao of Relationship Maintenance for Mind Controllers. I could understand if you bought it for your ex cause she sure could use some maintenance but I'm not sure if getting in a relationship with her again would be a good idea,”he explained. “I'll just ignore this rude comment of you even though you're right with the maintenance thing. But let's move on, My genius plan is to hypnotize every woman to only love me so I

can control the reproduction of mankind and thus the whole world!” I reveled. “Hm really sounds as if you're not yet over Miss maintenance ex and this whole plan is just camouflage to hide that you want her back from the this bodybuilder who stole her from you,” Robert said. “What no you know I'm not chasing women I'm focused all on my purpose and I'm gonna have all the women on the planet anyway so I don't need her ,” I protested “But when you have all the women you're also gonna have her,” Robert combined. “ No comment on this statement,” I said. “ You don't care that this other guy is probably taking care of her maintenance so there won't be any spiderwebs and things like that ?” he asked. “ NO,NO I don't care,” I yelled at him. “okay, alright then let's get back to your essay,” he answered with a sympathetic look in his eyes.

Written by Jay

Thank you Jay. You will be hearing from me shortly and receiving a digital copy of the book. My lazy badger has informed me that you just saved a few bucks getting creative. Stay in touch.

Joseph W Crown crownhouseone@gmail.com

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