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There is a tie for the October Essay Contest


Congrats to G Strawsburg in Beavercreek, Ohio, and A Manion in London, United Kingdom. These to gentlemen are MC's of the highest order. Their essays of Doomstruction delighted myself and a few friends I called to help me judge these.

To MC Strawsburg I wish you all the leather to accomplish your goals, and to MC Manion I wish you a lot of foot cream to keep those soles soft. You both will be receiving a free copy of The Tao of Relationship Maintenance for Mind Controllers later today.

November's Essay Contest will start shortly. The essay question is being thought though as I type this.

Joseph W Crown