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Unleashing Rhymed & Ravished: Crown’s Kinky Fables for the Bold & Bound

Updated: May 9



A Seductive, Snarky Invitation

I've been called a hypnotic wordsmith, a deviant Dr. Seuss, and even a “kinky poet laureate” by some mischievous friends. Guilty as charged. Today, I'm thrilled to unleash my latest creation upon the world: Rhymed & Ravished: Crown’s Kinky Fables for the Bold and Bound. If you've ever wanted your bedtime stories with more bite, your fairy tales with more fire, and your fables with extra fetish, this book was written for you.


Picture this: enchanting folk tales whispered in the dark, each verse dripping with desire and wit. In this anthology, dominants and submissives dance through hypnotic rhymes, ghosts worship a willing sub, and digital littles throw a virtual parade of praise. It's seductive, it's snarky, it's poetic—often all at once. And yes, every single story rhymes (because why write normal smut when you can give it a lyrical twist?).


From Hypno Adventures to Ghostly Affairs

One genre was never going to contain me. These fables romp across kingdoms, covens, and chat rooms alike. Let me tease you with a few standout tales and characters waiting inside:


The Hypno Dom’s Kink Fable Quest – Ever imagine what happens when a Hypno Dom (with a silver tongue and hypnotic eyes) goes on an epic journey to collect kinky stories? In this tale, I may or may not have cast a certain mind-controlling wordsmith as the protagonist on a quest through BDSM fantasyland. Wielding words like whips, he meets colorful characters who challenge and inspire his domination in the most poetic ways. Here's a little taste from his journey:

He met Sir Bellamy with the voice of a boat,Who trained submissives in narrative throat.Sir Bellamy said, 'Joe, I teach with a crop—But your tongue makes them moan and forget to stop.'(Excerpt from "The Hypno Dom’s Kink Fable Quest")

The Sub Who Was Worshipped by Ghosts – This fable ventures into the spectral and sublime. A tender submissive named Sorel (neither he nor she, but they) lives in a town too timid for its own good. But Sorel’s quiet devotion awakens something otherworldly. Imagine ghostly Dominants returning to worship the one submissive who gave them comfort. Spooky? Sweet? Why not both! This story hums with a haunting beauty as unseen hands offer pleasure and praise. Don’t believe me? Listen to the opening lines:

In a village once dull, where no gasps dared break free,Where longing was folded and locked without key,Lived one tender soul—so soft and precise—Who offered their hunger and never thought twice.(Excerpt from "The Sub Who Was Worshipped by Ghosts")

The Digital Littles' Praise Parade – Who says age-play magic can’t happen online? This whimsical romp unfolds in a secret online server where adult Littles frolic with stuffies and Care Bear GIFs, and Caretakers cheer them on. When the Littles decide to throw the cutest, kinkiest virtual parade ever, chaos and cuteness ensue. Think toddler energy meets internet culture: there are glittery emojis, silly songs, and heartfelt affirmations flying across the screen. One moment you’re giggling, the next you might be oddly moved by the sense of belonging. A peek into their world:

In a server disguised as a cloudy-night dream,Where emojis wore bows and the tabs flowed in cream,Lived a space rarely spoken in main chatrooms loud—The Littles’ subchannel, where no shame was allowed.(Excerpt from "The Digital Littles' Praise Parade")

And that’s just the foreplay. Rhymed & Ravished is brimming with other fantastical tales: orgies that save entire kingdoms, brats taming himbos (or is it the other way around?), a coven of polyamorous witches marking the seasons in debauched ritual, and even an academy where erotic poets duel in verse. Each fable pushes a different boundary, from the outright hilarious to the deliciously profound.


Behind the Pages: How Kinky Fables Came to Life

Writing this book was its own kinky adventure. Ever try crafting a hardcore BDSM scene in perfect rhyme and meter? Let's just say my thesaurus and I got very... intimate. 😉 Each story started as a little idea that tugged at my collar, demanding to be told. Some were inspired by myth and folklore (you might catch echoes of familiar fairy tales twisted into decadence). Others were sparked by real kink community moments – yes, a few of you will find your favorite fantasies and fetishes lovingly woven in. (No, I won’t tell which of you inspired the ghost orgy or the bratty himbo showdown. I'll leave you guessing!)


A bit of trivia: I often wrote late at night in New Orleans, fueled by chicory coffee and the distant jazz of the French Quarter. My two cats (affectionately named Hypna and Dommi) were my muses and occasional critics. If a rhyme made Hypna purr, I kept it; if Dommi knocked my pen off the desk, I knew a verse was too snarky. It's a rigorous quality control system, trust me.


On a more heartfelt note, the kink community has been my constant inspiration. In the past, I've watched Doms whisper my poems into their sub’s ear during collaring ceremonies. I've heard of polycules making a ritual of storytime with my writings. Littles have sent me screenshots of the tiny crown icons I hid in earlier books (yes, I hide easter eggs in my work, and yes, there's a new one for you to find in Rhymed & Ravished). Knowing that my words became part of your scenes and celebrations is the greatest reward – and it fueled every line of this new book. I wrote these fables to make you feel seen and stimulated, intellectually and, well, otherwise. This book is for the kinksters who dream big, the romantics who fuck loud, and the storytellers who dare to speak their truth in rhyme.


The Crown Legacy Mission: Beyond the Book

Rhymed & Ravished isn’t just about titillation (though there’s plenty of that). It’s also part of a bigger mission I hold dear. This entire project was born under the banner of the Crown Legacy, Visibility, and Cultural Catalyst Fund. What does that mean? In short, I want to help you turn your passion projects and fantasies into reality, just as I did with this book. The Fund’s mission is to be a catalyst for our culture – boosting visibility for kinky creatives and supporting projects that dare to push boundaries and enrich our community.


Every tale in this collection is an invitation. You’re not just reading; you’re joining a legacy of dreamers and doers. Consider this book your playful nudge (or maybe a firm shove) toward pursuing your own bold ideas. After all, a vibrant kink culture thrives when we all bring our wild, wonderful visions to the table. By diving into these pages, you become part of that vision – a patron of creativity and a champion of kink-positive art.


Ready to Get Rhymed & Ravished?

I won't keep you in suspense any longer, darling. Rhymed & Ravished: Crown’s Kinky Fables for the Bold and Bound is now live, and I can't wait for you to experience every decadent rhyme and rousing adventure. Whether you're already part of my naughty cabal, or just a curious soul tiptoeing into kink for the first time, I promise there's something in these pages for you.


Let these tales seduce your senses and stir your imagination. Whether you curl up solo with a glass of wine, read them aloud at your next play party, or gift a copy to that friend who needs a little magic in their life – I promise Rhymed & Ravished will leave you blushing, chuckling, and perhaps even inspired to create some mischief of your own.


Welcome to the Crown’s kinky fables. Enjoy the ride, and remember: in this world, every rhyme is a spell, and every story is a liberation.


See you between the lines...


Joseph Crown


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