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Answer this essay question and the best answer will win an advanced copy of my book MONTHLY

I teach with humor as it inspires people to use their imagination and inspires people to reach farther than they are often comfortable. At least they do with a little prodding and examples to compare their ideas with. I will be promoting my upcoming book The Tao of Relationship Maintenance for Mind Controllers, by giving away one copy a month for this year.

The best answer to this Doomstruction Essay Promotion each month will receive a free copy of the book by following the instructions below. I wish you all the best of luck!

Your question is... Before authorization is granted for our Doomstruction device we make all customers submit a lengthy essay describing the intended use and desired functioning of their prospective device. This is how we can sell you only ethically sourced doomstruction for all your individual needs.

Share your answer to this essay by sending it to

You must be 18 or over to take part in this promotion.

You must include in your reply if "I release this submission to you to be used in online and in print." Winning essays will have the chance to have their essay posted, a pen name can be used, and potential use in printed materials. Your name, real or pen name, will be announced as the winner of the month.

May the odds be ever in your favor!

Joseph W Crown

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